Amuse-Biatch “What Is That Hand Doing?” Photoessay: In the Absence of Shirtless Shots, the Closest We Could Get to Jeff McInnis Objectification

Amuse-Biatch “Choked Up” Photoessay: The Disconnect Between Actions and Words

Well, to be fair to Fabio, possums, it does look as though he’s choking something, rather than someone, so on that level, maybe the t-shirt is actually accurate.

Still, he did do a lot of choking during this episode, n’est-ce pas?