The birthday boy cut his enormous birthday cake moments after ripping up the dancefloor...
As for Leila and I...there was no shortage of heavenly presents on offer...
Composing ourselves in the bathroom
We decided the night was just like being trapped in a lollypop factory, the only way out was to sample all the fine wares.
It is so wonderful to be a gay man trapped in a woman's body - no guilt, no confusion
The only confusion came when we had to find our umbrellas at the end of the night!