Fabio Viviani: “I Butchered My First Cow at 11”

That, possums, is just one of the interesting tidbits we learn from a Long Beach Press-Telegram article on the Fabio. Also of note:

• He was called for Season 2 of Top Chef, but didn’t have his citizenship papers, and so couldn’t participate.
• He daily drinks three tablespoons of olive oil.
• His cholesterol is 137.
• His favorite junk food is Nutella.
• His favorite episode of this season was the Foo Fighters Thanksgiving show.
• His advice on how to achieve a good life: “Eat a lot, laugh a lot, and have a lot of sex.”

Sadly, no word on his penchant for drag. At any rate, possums, have a read and experience the full Fabiolosity.

Blind, Hairy-Palmed Amuse-Biatch Fails to See Why Jeff McInnis Thinks Bravo Objectified Him

Yes, possums, we know he told People:

I think the show used me as some kind of sex object. Every single show that I’ve ever seen, they have me with my shirt off in the beginning — which is kind of strange. I don’t run around the house naked half the time like they portrayed me. It seems like a camera was always following me around trying to find me whenever I’m taking my clothes off to change in the morning or at night. So, to be used like that is always fun.

But, having looked at the evidence, we just don’t see it.

Amuse-Biatch Über-Homosexual Thursday: New Scallopgate Gets the Hung Jury It Deserves (So Sayeth Nathan Lane)

Non Odiarlo Perch’È Bello e lo Sa: Fabio Viviani Beefcake Photos of the Week

Possums, don’t hate him because he’s beautiful and knows it. Just enjoy the bistecca fiorentina.

Miss XaXa Wuz Definitely Not Robbed