Amuse-Biatch Parlor Game: Actual Sam Kass Quotes That We Would Like Him to Repeat—in Bed

Never mind about that last one, possums--different speaker, different parlor, different game.

Amuse-Biatch Quote of the Week: Padma Lakshmi

"In southern Spain, they made me eat a bull's testicles. They were really garlicky, which I don't like. I prefer to take a bull by the horns, not by, um..."

--Padma Lakshmi

Uh, perhaps some (totally not scruffy!) people would beg to differ?