The Inner Queen Inside Amuse-Biatch Is Screaming to Know Where Padma Is and What She Is Wearing

No, seriously, possums, what is she wearing? Is that any way to welcome people to New York?

Oh Padma, how can poor Richard Sweeney go back to those queens in the San Diego gay bar and tell them you were dressed like Pete Doherty? You owe your gays a little something, and you'd better step it up.