over 30

Had I have known that the odds were stacked against me in so many ways I would never have navigated wildly through the gazillions of women's health websites spurting statistics about my inevitiable demise and disintegration during this newly reached decade. I think its safe to say I am better suited to and much calmer when I spend my time staring at dolls with big eyes and oddly shaped heads rather than scanning forums with posts about big lumps and oddly shaped moles.