up ya nose with a rubber hose

anyone allergic to dust, really should not be thinking of making their home in tokyo. the city is thick with it and house dust can be a major problem.  there are many products sold that claim to fight the dust, usually with enzymes dressed like mini super heros that attack the ugly sickly dust mite people; with ferocious joy.

but now there is a new product on the market that helps keep the ugly, sickly dust mite people out of your nose. simply rub a layer of this cream on the inside of your nostrils and 'hey presto' a dust free shnoze. (or you could save 1770 yen and just like me have a tokyo flu for most of the year with copious amounts of green snot...that keeps the dust out)